i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use
| me, begging: | please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it |
| my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: | hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy |
“You don’t have to write that down, you’re easily gonna remember it! “
- my brain, very naive, usually wrong
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*reads fanfics relaxed*
*remembers responsibilities*
*reads fanfics stressfully*
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Properly organized fox storage
Please refill left fox at earliest convenience.
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